Annoying

I am really quite annoyed by Hollyoaks. I mean, what are you doing to all the storylines?! First this HIV business, then John Paul snogged Harry and then the dreadful Scott came along! And don't even mention the kerfuffle with Sinead! And then John Paul BROKE UP with Ste! Ok, I do understand him, Ste is really utterly stupid right now, and John Paul really deserves better, but anyway! And we all know that Ste is going to hook uo with Harry, and I hate that. It really doesn't rime well in my ears. And then this is going to happen:

I mean, WTF?! Why oh why?! Ok, it's James himself who decided to leave Hollyoaks, but why?! The tranny storyline about Dylan has just started! I was so excited abou that that I kind of hope that they will recast him. I mean, that is not that uncommon in soaps, and Hollyoaks is no exception. Both Darren, Cindy, Holly and Harry has been recasted through the years. I really do think that that is a too important storyline just to scrap like that. Please, Hollyoaks, please!

Kieron Richardson as Ste Hay and James Sutton as John Paul McQueen.

At least we can hope for this. And I really do hope that McHay will be reunited. I really didn't think I would like John Paul and Ste together but I really do! I think they are really cute and that they have amazing chemistry. I mean, if Brendan Brady will never return to Ste, John Paul McQueen is the second best thing. And also, I really think that they will meet under the archway at Christmas day. James Sutton has insinuated it, and really, it is served to us like they will. Don't blow this Hollyoaks!

Alles was kommt

Jo Weil.

Well, that's what the previews called in Alles Was Zählt. You can see the latest here. Jo Weil was the host and if you don't know any German he says that it's twelve days until his character Nick Danne makes his entrance. I am quite pepp! But, I have to say, it is quite bizarre to see Jo Weil in Alles Was Zählt! He is supposed to be in Verbotene Liebe, snogging Christian (not Dr. Jo Helmke).

TV Choice Awards

Well, to get over the shock that we, and with "we" I mean the faghag community, didn't get any awards in British Soap Awards we are now going to forward to the TV Choice Awards. There is a lot more fun than soaps to vote for and I have of course already voted. What did I vote?

James Sutton as John Paul McQueen and Kieron Richardson as Ste Hay.

Well, I had to vote Danny Miller for best soap actor, of course, because as stated before, he is the best actor in the world! The way he portraits Aaron. It is pure magic! But I am so happy that both Kieron Richardson and James Sutton was listed in the same cathegory. Yay McHay! That is just so great! And finally, James is nominated as well! He so deserves it!

Ryan Hawley.

And of course, Ryan Hawley is nominated in the Best Soap Newcomer cathegory for the part of Robert Sugden in Emmerdale. I voted for him as well. No one is surprised. And I love that both Robron and McHay is nominated for awards! The faghag is pleased.

So please go to the link and vote!

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And do you know what? It is allowed to vote more than once, so I can vote for both Danny, Kieron and James! Yay! Oh and I voted Hollyoaks for best soap. And still, no one is surprised.

Summer of infidelity

The Emmerdale

Well, that's what Emmerdale markets their summer as. And I do love the picture! I love the colours, the balloons, how the characters are placed in the picture. And I really do love Aaron and Robert of course. I love how Robert is in the middle and Aaron and Chrissie is on the sides. So when are Robert going to come out as bisexual? It's really time! And just because it is so fab:

Aaron, Robert and Chrissie.

A close up! I really do like Aaron and Robert together. Can't Chrissie just go away? But I have to say, I am a bit excited about a summer with even more of a domestic triangle than we already has got. So, more Danny Miller and Ryan Hawley to the people! I really think that this summer is going to be legendary with both this triad AND Ben and Paul! It can't be summer soon enough!

And a bonus:

Danny Miller

Danny is just the cutest thing ever!

Finally Ben!

Harry Reid as Ben Mitchell and Jonny Labey as Paul Coker.

Finally it seems like Eastenders is going to start to deliver! I have been waiting for a romance for Ben Mitchell since the character came back this October. I really don't count Abi because SHE IS A GIRL! I really really hope that this will be a romance that lasts. It's been way too long since Christian and Syed left.

Paul Coker.

So, Paul Coker, who is played by Jonny Labey, is the grandson of the etablated characters Les and Pam Coker, and he is stated to be a fun and honest character who is always in the centre of the attention. It also says that:

His natural confidence is born of knowing and being comfortable with exactly who he is.

It really seems promising! He is going to show up in June and you can see some bits that is to come in the Eastenders official summers trailer below. I am really looking forward to it! And seems to be just what our beloved Ben Mitchell needs!

OMG

I just died and went to faghag heaven. I am so in love with the both of them.

Anticlimax

Jeremy Sheffield as Patrick Blake.

So the British Soap Awards was a real anticlimax this year. At least for all oaksters. The only prize we got was Jeremy Sheffield who got Villain Of The Year. Well deserved, I have to say! Patrick Blake is really the most horrid villain ever! Well deserved even though he snatched the prize from Ryan Hawley. Robert Sugden is vile, but Patrick Blake is actually worse. I love him!

Ryan Hawley at the British Soap Awards 2015.

As I told you before there was several nominations to be happy about but none of my favourites won. Here are all the winners:

Best Soap – EastEnders

Best Actor – EastEnders - Adam Woodyatt (Ian Beale)

Best Actress – EastEnders - Kellie Bright (Linda Carter)

Villian of the Year – Hollyoaks Jeremy Sheffield (Patrick Blake)

Best Comedy Performance – Coronation Street – Sally Dynevor

Best Newcomer – Doctors – Jessica Regan (Niamh Donoghue)

Best Storyline – EastEnders – Who Killed Lucy?

Best Single Episode – EastEnders – The Live Episode

Best Drama Performance – EastEnders – Kellie Bright (Linda Carter)

Best Young Performance – Emmerdale – Amelia Flanagan (April Windsor)

Scene of the Year – Emmerdale – Donna’s Goodbye

Outstanding Achievement Award – Coronation Street - Anne Kirkbride

Outstanding Achievement (Off Screen) – EastEnders writer Rob Gittins

Best On-Screen Partnership – EastEnders – Laurie Brett & Adam Woodyatt (Jane & Ian Beale)

So, one win for Hollyoaks, , one win for Doctors, two wins for Emmerdale and two wins for Coronation Street. That means seven, yes seven, wins for Eastenders! I have nothing against Eastenders (except for their lack of interesting gay storylines right now) but maybe a bit more diversiy next year? And I really do think that Adam Woodyatt (Ian Beale) is worth the prize for Best Actor. But, really but, how could Hollyoaks not win the cathegories Best Storyline and Best Single Episode! That is really a scandal! Ste's HIV diagnosis was really one of the best things I've ever seen! So I am a bit grumpy right now. So next year I hope for more diversity and more Hollyoaks. And more gay storylines.

When an OTP follows by an OTP

You know when you ship a couple so much like it almost hurts, and you think that no one can replace one of the ingredients in the OTP and you realise that you are wrong? The new ingredient are just as good as the other! That is just how I feel rght now about Thomas/Nicolas/Florian in Plus Belle La Vie..

Laurent Kerusoré and Nicolas Herman.

I really really did love Thomas and Nicolas together! Nicolas is just the most loveable, kind and cute character and he and Thomas are so sweet together. When I watched their storyline I really never thought that Florian could take Nicolas place. But Nicolas "died" and Thomas had to move on. Really sad.

Laurent Kerusoré and Franck Borde.

But then Florian came along and he was a little bit stiff and arrogant at first, but I actually liked him straight away. And now I just can't stop watching! I really do love their storyline. But I do now that there will be a Bruno as well and Nicolas will come back because he just faked his death. It is really shattering to ship more the one couples at once when at least one of the characters are the same. It's just like Ste and John Paul. I do ship McHay, but what if Craig and Brendan came back? Maybe they cold start a poly-relationship all the four of them. I really wouldn't want Ste and John Paul to break up, but I just can not can't be shipping McDean and Stendan! So I wonder how it will feel when Nicolas comes back. Who will I root for? Can't Thomas be with both?

Joakim Latzko and Laurent Kerusoré.

Is that a wedding picture? Well, I do know that Florian will die and then teher will be a Gabriel Riva. Feh. I was hoping for Thomas to get back together with Nicolas after Florian dies. I don't think I will like that Riva. Or the fling Bruno in between. Well well, I will get back to you on thet when I finished the whole Thomas Marci storyline.

Crossovers

Julia Augustin and Jo Weil.

Did you know that Jo Weil is going to starr in Alles Was Zählt?! And he is going to play Vanessa Steinkamps boyfriend Nick Danne! That is just hilarious. I just have to see that!

Jo Weil and Igor Dolgatschew.

But I think it is a shame Jo is not going to Oliver Sabel in Alles Was Zählt to. He could start dating Deniz and faghags around the world would be so delighted! I told you before, I think it is so crappy that the German soaps have no ongoing gay storylinesright now! Too bad Alles Was Zählt didn't take the chance there.

Joe Gill and Harry Reid.

That got me to think about all the great crossovers we would like to see. I for one would love to see Finn Barton from Emmerdale together with Ben Mitchell in Eastenders. Yes I know that they look the same but anyway.

Parry Glasspool and Sam Strike.

Or how about Harry in Hollyoaks and Johnny in Eastenders. Could we get Sam Strike to come back to the series for such a storyline? I would love it!

Pete Lattu and Nicolas Herman.

Or what would you think about Nicolas in Plus Belle La Vie together with Kalle in Salatut Elämät? I think they are the most loveable and kind gay characters ever in a soap opera, so I think they would enjoy eachothers company. I really really would like to see that storyline!

Pete Lattu and James Sutton.

Or why not Kalle with John Paul McQueen... John Paul is the runner up for the most loveable and kind gay characters I think. If he is not tied with Nicolas and Kalle for the first place. I really do love John Paul. I think Kalle would to.

Pete Lattu and Jo Weil.

And speaking of gay characters to love, Kalle and Olli maybe? When I come to think about it, I really think Kalle would be good with any gay character from the soap world. Kalle is great, what even MissFinlandia says. And the possibilities are endless!

Pissed by YOU!

Really I'm going to be a bit nasty today. Yesterday MissFinlandia88 wrote this in the Elias story channel on youtube:

Outside this story line Kalle is again avoiding telling the truth and I'm really starting to get pissed of by him. He knows something his mom did and is hiding it from his dad. Why doesn't he learn it's best to tell the truth immediately cos it will be out one day anyway and people will be mad at you for not telling it straight away? Ismo really trusts in Kalle after they made up last time and this is how Kalle thanks him... It's like Kalle never grows up and learns from his mistakes. Lying once again.

I really just don't care about this character anymore at all and subbing these clips really is not fun at all cos I don't care about Kalle and them as a completely passionless couple without chemistry even less. I really agree with you people the story is really boring at the moment and I'm sorry about that. Feel free to take a break cos you can do it unlike me unfortunately :/

Well really Missfin, I would really want to take a break from you right now! (And btw, that comment about you wanting to take a break but can't, that is so unprofessional). It is a free world to ship whoever you want, but if you have that "official" role that you have subbing the Salatut Elämät scenes related to the Larias/Elias storyline, I really would prefer if you had a more objective approach! It is very obvious that you don't really like Kalle/Lalle and that you are a Larias shipper, but you have really done both the clipping and the subtitling poorly for quite a while know, and making such statements about Kalle is really immature, according to me. Maybe Kalle is never growing up and lying again, but we don't know that because you don't tell us because you are almost not subbing anything nowdays! Subtitle the whole story so maybe we can get our own opinion instead! Now it'just you dictating how we should think and that is so not cool. Maybe the storyline is boring BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW THAT! I really think it's to bad that one person has monopoly on subtitling SE and that person is so subjective that we, the ones who do not understand Finnish, has no chance of getting an opinion of our own. Please please, can anyone else start subbing the gay storylines of Salatut Elämät, so we might get to see the whole story and to getour own point of view?! Because MissFinlandia is not doing that. I am so disappointed.

Pete Lattu as Kalle and Ronny Roslöf as Lari.

Nowdays I am a really hardcore Lalle-shipper. I used to be a hardcore Larias-shipper, but I can change my mind can't I? And I really don't think, as MissFin think that Lari and Kalle is passionless and has no chemistry, quite the opposite! But I know that "smaken är som baken" the taste is like the butt, and anyone can think what they want, but I really love Lari and Kalle together. Even though I think that Lari and Elias, that is Ronny and Petteri, had really really special chemistry. Ronny and Pete is not up that that standard yet, but they do have great chemistry and they are excellent actors so they are really a joy to watch. I love Lalle, some people love Larias, but it is really up to each and everyone to have their own opinion. Not to be indoctrinated by some youtuber. Keep your opinion to yourself and upload the storyline objectively! Because I am really thinking of taking a break from SE, but not because of Lari and Kalle. And I am not reading your comments again. Just sayin'.

Over 'fore it started

Joe Gill as Finn Barton

In Emmerdale, there's a lovely gay character called Finn Barton played by Joe Gill. Actually, he is Adam Barton's (Aaron's best friend) halfbrother, and he arrived to Emmerdale in Deecember 2013. He had a fling with a guy called Simon, but that ended quite fast and since then, the only action he got was when he slept with Aaron when Aaron got out of jail. But Aaron never was interested so they didn't do that again. But then he met Darren and he finally got some action!

Nurse Darren, Finn and Paul Lambert.

So, Nurse Darren came into Finn's life when Val Pollard went into hospital being unconcious, because of I don't know what reasons. Finn also met Paul Lambert (Matthew Bose) who is another gay Emmerdale character who curently lives abroad, but that is a whole other chapter. There is sparks between Nurse Darren and Finn, and they start dating.

Victoria, Darren and Finn.

 There is a bit of a kerfuffle when it is revealed that Darren is HIV-positive, but the lovely Finn doesn't really care about that, even though his loved ones does and aren't really that supportive of the relationship. Val Pollard even stages some harrassments which points to Finn just to break the couple off, and she is also HIV-positive! But she does it because she doesn't want her friend Finn to go through the same thing as she and Eric has. these certain events end well and Finn and Darren are back on for a shrt while before Finn gets tired of Darren but he is too chicken to break up so he and Val tries to make Darren to break up by making Finn so repulsing as possible. Eventually Darren breaks up with Finn, but not because he has chicken vindaloo all over his face or because he is a footboll slob, but because he thinks he is annoying. And that was that. Such a waste. Makes me feel like:

The only happy couple

Parry Shen as Brad Cooper and and Ryan Carnes as Lucas Jones.

Brad and Lucas really are the only happy gay couple in the soap world right now. Let's not even mention Ste and John Paul, Robert and Aaron broke up again, Finn and Darren broke up before they even started, Will and Sonny - utter chaos and the Germans still don't deliver. Well, we do have Lari and Kalle, but are they really happy? We never really get to see anything from them and I think that they will break up soon because the writers are boring and wan't to reunite Larias. Boring... But at least we do have Brad and Lucas, Brucas that is. And that is a recycled ship-name from One Tree Hill. But I never liked Brooke or Brucas, so I am gladly gonna use that for Brad and Lucas. Anyhow, Brad and Lucas are really in love, they have a lot of sex and at this years Nurses Ball Brad even proposed to Lucas! And he said yes! Happy times! But I still don't like Nurses Ball! I even hate it! Poor numbers, embarrassing playback and played spontaneity is really not in my taste. In Sweden we have something called "skämskudde" that means something like ashamepillow, that is a pillow that you hide behond when yu are ashamed, and I used that frequently during the whole episode. Even during the proposal. But I am happy about the engagement after all. Brucas are really cute and I like the characters. Too bad we hardly never see them... General Hospital are really stingy with the Brucasness.

Really?!

Say what Hollyoaks?! Comments redundant.

A new character

Ross Adams as Scott Drinkwell.

Hollyoaks has introduced yet another gay character, that is Scott Drinkwell played by Ross Adams. And I really don't like him!Sorry, but I just don't. He is so annoying! Scott is Sineads cousin, and that says just about it all. Sinead is just awful if you ask me! Currently, she is in love with Ste and that can only end in disaster. It always does when Sinead is involved. Ste and John Paul do not need any more kerfuffel! The spoilers says:
 

The newcomer's antics will cause further problems for the already-complicated situation between Sinead, Ste Hay and John Paul McQueen. Sinead is currently expecting Ste's baby, which has caused tension for the chef's marriage to John Paul.

Dreadful! And I also read something about Scott being cozy with Harry and I don't want that either! If Scott absolutely has be cozy with any of the other gay character, he has to shape up a wee bit and don't be such a conspirator! He is not nice at all!

But there are some Dylan spoilers that are more interesting:

Meanwhile, Nico and Dylan plot revenge on bullies Aiden and Kyle. It backfires when Aiden and Kyle catch Dylan pouring pasta sauce into their kit bags and they pour it over him instead. Dylan comforts himself by trying on Grace's clothes.

Meanwhile, Dylan's secret looks set to be revealed when Trevor finds a lacy bra in his bag.

Poor Dylan...